Sunday, July 20, 2008
Itchy Boobs and Shitty Midgets (JOKE)
Ok so maybe i do have a slight obsession with midgets. But i dont think its serious or anything like that. I dont think id like go and collect em or marry one and have his possible midget babies but... hey I like em! Its funny because everytime I come up with a scenario...midgets are never too far behind. Like I asked a friend would she shit on a midgets chest for 8 grand... I mean... you may think thats weird...but it was pretty fuckin hilarious to me... i mean... 8 grand...would you? I think I may be the only person who wouldnt do it. I just couldnt shit on a midget... theyre so cute... a face only a parent could love...who would dare defile a midget and shit upon his fragile bare chest?? Just to think about the face he would make when it carpumpled (yes i make up words) upon his chest. The odor alone would send this poor midget in a frenzy... Ok and as for itchy boobs... people get it... thats life.... its 8:33 am and im still not sleep..will this madness ever end... **invisioning midgets dancing across the screen and for a brief second I'm in a euphoric state**
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2 comments:
nigga I remember that! I said 10 grand and I'm game! lmbao.. o shit.. nigga.. WTF! You have a issues far worst than me dude.. far fucking worst...ooo shit... I'm laughing my ass off way too hard so early in the morning.... o man...
WTF!!!! *SHAKIN UNCONTROLABLY IN LAUGHTER* KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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